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[fire_punk]

So I guess the art room's closed for now.. I can't seem to get in.

[The camera focuses in on the art room door. Kevin walks through to... the bar.]

Unless someone else can get in. Like Abigail or Jesse. Because it's like this every time I try to get in.

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[megamind]

....aw crap. Someone check the pub door to see if it goes to the art room? This is getting less 'evil' and more 'screwy' by the minute.

[fire_punk]

It's crazy. At least whoever took over the Barge this time isn't trying to make everyone miserable. But I want the paper mache.

[surfaceshine]

I got in just fine.

[Dean holds up a handful of grease pencils.]

Not ten minutes ago.

[megamind]

[ Megamind manages not to flinch. Every time something about Tosh comes up, it's like a punch to the heart. ]

Yeah.

Can't help you there, kid.

[fire_punk]

Great. So why the hell can't I get in, then?!

[fire_punk]

Yeah, I know. It'll stop when we find who did it, so...

[mistconduct]

Well, great. That's just fucking great.

Everyone go home now, Kevin broke the art room.

[megamind]

If someone did it. It might be something else. Let's not get too paranoid here.

[fire_punk]

Right because I know how to make a door open to the wrong room. Maybe Djinn can do that. Fire Wardens can't.

[fire_punk]

Someone had to do it. It wasn't like this yesterday.

[mistconduct]

Bullshit. It's been one of your secret powers all along, admit it.

[megamind]

Yeah, I know, but-- I we don't know if it's Admiral weirdness or something more sinister. No reason to panic yet, though.

[fire_punk]

Fine. I wish it was. Just not for the art room.

[fire_punk]

I'm not panicking. I like the bar.

[megamind]

Yeah, but it's warden locked fro the other door. So this means open pub access for all, but it also means nobody can acess the art room without a warden. Kind of a pain.

[mistconduct]

Oh, whine all you want. So you'll have to color on the walls instead, big deal.

[fire_punk]

[...]

Okay, that's stupid. So I'll have to get someone to unlock the door so I can do my job?

[fire_punk]

With air. Because the paint's in the art room, too. Guess I'll just have to find some books in the library no one reads to burn.

[mistconduct]

Hey, stay out of the library if you're going to do that, pyro.

[fire_punk]

I won't burn them there. Duh. I just don't know where else to get paper.

[megamind]

It would seem that way. Guess you'll need to talk to Jesse.

[strangehistorian]

You will not.

[mistconduct]

Fucking ask, maybe?

[fire_punk]

Jesse's sick. He said Abigail and I are to take care of the art room.

[megamind]

Guess nobody's getting to the art room then, until it's fixed.

[fire_punk]

Then where am I to get paper?

[fire_punk]

Ask who?

[fire_punk]

Yeah, I guess.

[strangehistorian]

Ask the Admiral. You are not going to burn my books.

[fire_punk]

They're not yours. And I'd only burn the ones no one's using. Ask the Admiral for replacements.

[mistconduct]

Anyone. Everyone. Someone's gotta have paper. It's not like it's drugs or anything.

[strangehistorian]

They are mine to protect. I was entrusted with their care.

[fire_punk]

Yeah, books. Or from the art room that no one can replace.

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[yeahscience]

((Picking up from here!))

'Cause this whole place is supposed to be about second chances, right? You don't really die, he doesn't really get death row.

[backdated thread!]

[fire_punk]

Yeah, well, what's to stop him from doing it again, huh?

[backdated thread!]

[yeahscience]

I dunno. I dunno who he is. But most people... they figure out the same shit I'm telling you, sooner or later. I mean, I've literally seen serial killers get over it up here, okay? [Jesus, one of them had sort of turned into a friend of his, but he doesn't know how to begin explaining Amanda Young.]

[backdated thread!]

[fire_punk]

A serial killer?

[backdated thread!]

[yeahscience]

Plural, yo. As in more than one.

[backdated thread!]

[fire_punk]

What's a serial killer?

[surfaceshine]

I don't know.

Sit tight, I'll get Iris up there. Don't touch anything and don't leave.

[fire_punk]

Okay. [But his pocketing a coaster. Because it's there. It may make its way back eventually.]