Video | Too much TV leads to questions

[fire_punk]

Tyrion, did this really happen? [Kevin holds up a pair of DVD cases. Remember that port in LA? Well, someone decided to go shopping. Take a look at the result: Game of Thrones, seasons 1-2.] Is this real?

Comments

[fire_punk]

That's not what it's about! I want to know if the wolves are real. And the dragons. I'd like a dragon.

[persecutioncomplex]

Of course wolves are real and dragons aren't. [Wait, back that up a second. Chromie's a dragon.]

In any world that makes sense.

[fire_punk]

Like anything's of course anymore. And dragons do too make sense. I want one.

[persecutioncomplex]

...they're not that interesting. My warden's a dragon.

[fire_punk]

She doesn't look like one. And anything that breathes fire is cool.

[persecutioncomplex]

And you don't look thirteen, but your taste sounds like you're one.

[fire_punk]

Stop being a bitch. Fire's cool.

[persecutioncomplex]

You're just confirming it! You think you're on the cutting edge because you love destruction!

[fire_punk]

I don't like destruction. [The word sounds... awkward when he says it.] You can do cool things with fire, too. It's not just about burning shit up.

[persecutioncomplex]

Like circus tricks?

[fire_punk]

No. Like this.

[He grabs a piece of paper and sets it on fire. After a little bit, he shapes the fire into a ring above his hand.]

[persecutioncomplex]

[oh god what is this]

...it's just like circus tricks.

[fire_punk]

It is not! [You insulted him, Touko!]

[persecutioncomplex]

That's exactly what they do.

[fire_punk]

Well, I've never seen one. And only fire wardens can do that.