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[fire_punk]

[Kevin's actually flipping through a book as the camera turns on. He's not really reading it, just paging through it.]

So Barge High is a thing. What about after high school? Is there any chance of Barge U?

Comments

[mistconduct]

I dunno. I thought you were gonna.

[fire_punk]

Not unless they really need the rain. There's too much can go wrong.

[mistconduct]

With a tornado? Are you sure? Seems like they'd be easy to control.

[fire_punk]

Are you serious?

[mistconduct]

No, I'm not. Get better at reading sarcasm.

[fire_punk]

You say all kinds of stupid shit. And sometimes you actually mean it.

[mistconduct]

You only think it's stupid because you didn't think of it first.

[fire_punk]

Like your costume? That's really stupid?

[mistconduct]

Shut your stupid face. My costume is awesome.

[fire_punk]

Everyone thinks your costume is stupid. Jesse could've made you a better one.

[mistconduct]

Fuck you, Jesse couldn't have sewn jack shit. I love my costume.

[fire_punk]

Jesse made me one for that flood and it was a lot better than yours.

[mistconduct]

Only in your warped, stupid opinion.

[fire_punk]

Not just mine. Didn't Megamind call it fetish wear or something like that?

[mistconduct]

FUCK. OFF.

[fire_punk]

Umm, I think that has to be you. This is my message. [Also, got you, Chris!]

[mistconduct]

I will punch you in the balls, Kevin. Don't think I won't.

[fire_punk]

I can make it rain on your bed. [And he will, too, if Chris does that. Do you really want to start this prank war, Chris?]

[mistconduct]

Fine. Give me a water bed. I dare you.

[fire_punk]

Fine, you asked for it.

[It takes a few minutes but a cloud forms over Chris' bed and starts dripping raindrops.]

[mistconduct]

Jesus christ, no! Cut it out, asshole! These are designer sheets! What the hell is wrong with you?!

[fire_punk]

Then don't say to go ahead if you don't mean it. [He looks quite smug but the tiny rainstorm disappears after a couple more minutes.] It's just water. They'll dry.

[mistconduct]

You're a piece of shit, Kevin.

[fire_punk]

Dude. It's water.

[mistconduct]

On my designer sheets.