Video | Too much TV leads to questions

[fire_punk]

Tyrion, did this really happen? [Kevin holds up a pair of DVD cases. Remember that port in LA? Well, someone decided to go shopping. Take a look at the result: Game of Thrones, seasons 1-2.] Is this real?

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[persecutioncomplex]

[Game of Thrones doesn't exist in her world, and even if it did, she'd think it was horrible trash. Even so, the content doesn't matter so much as what he's asking.]

That means you can't ask someone about some something written about their life, or people they know. Not here, where everybody's real.

[fire_punk]

I just want to know if that's what it actually is. Maybe they just happen to look alike and have the same name. [Probably not likely but you never know. And movies make a lot of shit up.]

[persecutioncomplex]

You pretend it isn't! Would you want anyone to know every terrible thing you've ever done? Are you that much of a masochist?

[fire_punk]

That's not what it's about! I want to know if the wolves are real. And the dragons. I'd like a dragon.

[persecutioncomplex]

Of course wolves are real and dragons aren't. [Wait, back that up a second. Chromie's a dragon.]

In any world that makes sense.

[fire_punk]

Like anything's of course anymore. And dragons do too make sense. I want one.

[persecutioncomplex]

...they're not that interesting. My warden's a dragon.

[fire_punk]

She doesn't look like one. And anything that breathes fire is cool.

[persecutioncomplex]

And you don't look thirteen, but your taste sounds like you're one.

[fire_punk]

Stop being a bitch. Fire's cool.

[persecutioncomplex]

You're just confirming it! You think you're on the cutting edge because you love destruction!

[fire_punk]

I don't like destruction. [The word sounds... awkward when he says it.] You can do cool things with fire, too. It's not just about burning shit up.

[persecutioncomplex]

Like circus tricks?

[fire_punk]

No. Like this.

[He grabs a piece of paper and sets it on fire. After a little bit, he shapes the fire into a ring above his hand.]

[persecutioncomplex]

[oh god what is this]

...it's just like circus tricks.

[fire_punk]

It is not! [You insulted him, Touko!]

[persecutioncomplex]

That's exactly what they do.

[fire_punk]

Well, I've never seen one. And only fire wardens can do that.