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[fire_punk]

[Kevin's actually flipping through a book as the camera turns on. He's not really reading it, just paging through it.]

So Barge High is a thing. What about after high school? Is there any chance of Barge U?

Comments

[mistconduct]

Ever think of picking up a career as a tornado chaser?

[fire_punk]

Why would I want to do that?

[mistconduct]

It gets you money and fame and you can do it no sweat?

[fire_punk]

If I wanted to be famous, I could just go back to my world. And storms tend to fight back. They don't like being messed with.

[mistconduct]

Well, why the hell would you need to create them in the first place? Just don't do the thing.

[fire_punk]

I wouldn't. Who said anything about making them?

[mistconduct]

I dunno. I thought you were gonna.

[fire_punk]

Not unless they really need the rain. There's too much can go wrong.

[mistconduct]

With a tornado? Are you sure? Seems like they'd be easy to control.

[fire_punk]

Are you serious?

[mistconduct]

No, I'm not. Get better at reading sarcasm.

[fire_punk]

You say all kinds of stupid shit. And sometimes you actually mean it.

[mistconduct]

You only think it's stupid because you didn't think of it first.

[fire_punk]

Like your costume? That's really stupid?

[mistconduct]

Shut your stupid face. My costume is awesome.

[fire_punk]

Everyone thinks your costume is stupid. Jesse could've made you a better one.

[mistconduct]

Fuck you, Jesse couldn't have sewn jack shit. I love my costume.

[fire_punk]

Jesse made me one for that flood and it was a lot better than yours.

[mistconduct]

Only in your warped, stupid opinion.

[fire_punk]

Not just mine. Didn't Megamind call it fetish wear or something like that?

[mistconduct]

FUCK. OFF.

[fire_punk]

Umm, I think that has to be you. This is my message. [Also, got you, Chris!]

[mistconduct]

I will punch you in the balls, Kevin. Don't think I won't.

[fire_punk]

I can make it rain on your bed. [And he will, too, if Chris does that. Do you really want to start this prank war, Chris?]

[mistconduct]

Fine. Give me a water bed. I dare you.